| The Hark-Aldonze ripostuary of antiphonal asininity | |
|---|---|
| Episode 1: | The Taos Green Chili Guide to Fartisme |
| Episode 2: | The Paella Don Mendi Guide to Technicolor Yawns |
| Episode 3: | The Phad Thai Guide to Hospitalisation |
| Episode 4: | The Sicilian Eggplant Lasagne Guide to Flamethrowing |
| Episode 5: | The Chicken Burger Guide to Crossed Paths |
| Episode 6: | The Albondigas (Meatball) Soup Guide to Invasion |
| Episode 7: | The Moroccan Garbanzo Salad Guide to Gerontocide |
| Episode 8: | The Spaghetti with Gorgonzola Guide to Fascism |
| Episode 9: | The Hangover Cure Guide to Character Assassination |
| Episode 10: | The Sukiyaki Guide to becoming an International Pariah |
| Episode 11: | The Boeuf Bourguignon Guide to Excitement in the Air |
| Episode 12: | The Ratatouille Guide to Rotting in Jail |