Ghost Tours of the South Pacific

MOOTAZ TOURS in association with KEELTY ENTERTAINMENT
are proud to offer the ultimate in luxury adventure cruises.

Enjoy the tropical sun and leave your troubles behind
as you relax on the ocean wave,
interrupted only occasionally by the bump of a rotting corpse.

Laugh and learn on this unique tour
of PACIFIC SOLUTION death sites.

Join our team of PSYCHIC ADVENTURERS
as night falls and they call up the spirits of those who suffered
at the hands of evil regimes and wicked smugglers.

Wait in the darkness for a ghostly sighting of the tragic death boat SIEV X
and the mysterious lights which follow the eerie spectre.

Onboard entertainment offers endless frivolity.

Marvel at the magic of the hypnotic power of the great illusionist.
Friend of a president - Man of steel - we present Mr Pacific Solution himself:

HOWARD THE HUMBUG

We marvelled as he hypnotised journalists, shock jocks, and the opposition,
conjured up an imminent invasion, children being thrown into the sea,
weapons of mass destruction, threats from Afghanistan and Iraq.

Some magicians make elephants vanish...
but when
HOWARD THE HUMBUG
takes the stage...boats disappear.

He doesn't saw ladies in half, he cuts families in half.

When people disappear they don't reappear and when they are transported
they are gone forever.

HOW DOES HE DO IT?

Be alert, be aware and watch carefully as he performs his next terrifying trick.

After the floorshow dance the night away to the strains of
PHIL RUDDOCK AND THE ACM™ ALL STARS.

The splendid vessels in our fleet feature magnificent
air-conditioned stateroom and cabin accommodation with en suite and spa.

All facilities are provided for the discriminating traveller.

State-of the-art telecommunications are provided by
ECHELON AND ASSOCIATES.

The gourmet cuisine from the galley of
CHEF BRANDIS
is almost more than an epicurean can digest.

All alcoholic beverages are duty free,
once the vessel is within the border protection zone.

Have the time of your life!
Swim, scuba dive and snorkel
where people really did go overboard.

Ahoy there, mate! See you on deck!

CAPTAIN KEVIN ENNIS