Join Olney Garkle and The Pootie for a wacky trip to Paris where nothing much happens apart from sex, battles and betrayal.

Part One: O Canada

1:

Bodhisattva Bubble Gum Cards

2:

Kilroy was Here

3:

Secrets of the American Dream

4:

The Pootie

5:

The Suave Swine

6:

Right Sock

7:

Pan Am to Paname

Part Two: l'Hexagone

8:

Les Dutronc

9:

Hotel Deuil

10:

Edith and Olney

11:

Departures

12:

O. le Flâneur

13:

Sunday in Paradise

14:

Trainfrotting

15:

Litanies

16:

"...de la musique avant toute chose..."

Part Three: Manège à Trois

17:

The Boy's-Own Boarder

18:

Brekkie with the Lord-Gagger

19:

February in Paris

20:

Rhonda's bonne idée!

21:

The Gerbil Wheel of Life

22:

A Kakistocracy of Mangistes

23:

On the Town

24:

Fame

25:

A Cad's Karmuppance

Part Four: Cul-de-sap

26:

Nights in the Wicked of Heart

27:

Call of the Wild

28:

Goin' to the Sex Crime Movies

29:

Last Tango in Paname

30:

Au revoir, Salope

31:

"Floating"

Deleted Chapters

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