| 1. There's a pub by the beach Where the rednecks all go They can sit watching sport As their beer bellies grow Chorus: For there's nothing so cowardly As racists in packs With a dress-code to keep out the ferals and blacks 2. If you think that the ferals And blacks should wear shoes You're a bigot like Ray And the locals he screws Chorus: For there's nothing so cowardly As racists in packs With a dress-code to keep out the ferals and blacks 3. Exclusion from Mandorah Pub's not unique I was barred once before By their 'Publican Pete' A Publican who fired His gun in the air (Just a perk of the job) Giving natives a scare Chorus: For there's nothing so cowardly As racists in packs With a dress-code to keep out the ferals and blacks | 4. Now I don't wish to shock you That's just not my style But as well as a racist Pete was paedophile Though we served Truth to locals Pete served them cold beers So his girlfriend looked big For a child of twelve years Chorus: For there's nothing so cowardly As racists in packs With a dress-code to keep out the ferals and blacks 5. A "Paedophile racist was running the pub?" I'm afraid that there's more Down the Kox Kountry Klub Where locals are huddled In expectant fear Of the knowledge they've kept out the blacks for ten years Chorus: For there's nothing so cowardly As racists in packs With a dress-code to keep out the ferals and blacks 6. The locals who protected 'Paedophile Pete' At the Mandorah Pub (Where we can't set our feet) Invaded and ransacked Our bush home in vain We've no fear of the Klan At the Pub with no shame |