Mah dad
c'n whup
your dad
any day!

Dubbya's battle cry: "He tried to kill my dad!"
Harold Hark
11 October 2002

Saddam Hussein may be the meanest, most warped dictator since ... the last one, but the way George W. Bush is carrying on, if the two of them were the main attraction on the steel cage wrestling circuit, the odds would be on the gimpy 66-year-old Iraqi.

How could you back a wussy little wimp whose call to arms is: "He tried to kill my dad!"?

At least he didn't call him "daddy".

John Howard, whose "reputation" is riding on Dubbya's credibility, will be thankful for that.

To begin with, it was Dubbya's dad who tried to kill Saddam. Or rather didn't have the guts to. And that's why we're in this mess today.

There is no leadership credibility to be found anywhere. High, low, left, right, this membranous bubble, that membranous bubble, there is none.

So here is the CEO of the Unholy Umeruhcan Empire calling on leaders of quasi-independent nations to back his increasingly hysterical drive to take Umeruhcan minds off the following domestic issues (data courtesy of Michael Moore):

1. The number of people unemployed since he "took" office has risen by 35 per cent.
2. The US had a federal SURPLUS of $281 billion when he was inaugurated; today it has a DEFICIT of $157 billion.
3. TWO MILLION jobs have been eliminated since Bush began his occupation of the Oval Office.
4. The stock market is down 34 per cent since January of 2001.
5. Another 1.4 million people now have NO health insurance, making it a total of over 41 million Americans who can't afford to get sick.
6. Only 13 corporate crooks out of HUNDREDS have been indicted, and none of them have been the close personal friends of Mr. Bush.

Why are the world leaders bothering to listen to this dork? Why don't they tell him to get stuffed? Or, better yet, band together to topple his empire of nonfluent ninnies by refusing to do business with it?

But wait, he is also asking them to be his accomplice in grabbing Saddam's oil reserves.

Aha! Maybe there is something in it for them. A cut-rate deal on a little oil ought to be enough to sacrifice a few thousand of their sons ... buncha dole bludgers anyway. Maybe a few dozen orders for arms ... hell, every country supports a thriving arms trade, doesn't it?

Then again, maybe they are simply reacting to Dubbya as they did to Hitler. After enough persuasive hectoring, you just give in.

Whatever is happening up there in the boardrooms of each nation's rulers, they appear unable to counter Bush's anti-Saddam-o-mania. That faint tune you hear coming from over the hills and far away will soon be loud and clear in the public squares of your village, town and city. It's called Umeruhca über alles.

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