| Name | Source | Meaning/Comments |
|---|
| America's Viceroy To Australia | Harold Hark (HH) | |
| America's Lapdog | Traditional | |
| The Anus | Tlaloc | Source of all Right Wing Truth |
| Anus Horribilus | Chris Watson | localboob.com |
| Arse-licker | Mark Latham | |
| Axis of Weasels, head predator | Maurice Fairfield | For other voter predators, see Australia's Most Wanted |
| Boneless Chicken | Rachel Berger | |
| Bonsai | Mark Latham | "Little Bush" - Howard's name around Parliament |
| Boofo Catalepsis | HH | The ingestion of one mg of the milk of the toad Bufo Marinus, combined with 50 mg of pyrethrum parthenium (found in artemisia, sagebrush, arnica) will produce the appearance of physiological death for ten hours. Used in Brazilian voodoo (Macumba). |
| Bush's Bride | Chimneyfish | From his song "I told a lie" |
| The copy cat, the dirty rat | H.S. | Copies Labor policies, regarded as rodent by colleagues |
| The Creep | Con Sciacca, Labor MP | |
| Comatose Weasel | HH | |
| A Cunt | Jeff Kennett | in conversation with Andrew Peacock |
| Deputy Dubya | HH | |
| Desiccated Coconut | Paul Keating | |
| El SuPreMo BUSHcoddler | Silvana Rechichi | Number one lover of Big Brother |
| The Father of Lies | Doris Lessing | from "The Sentimental Agents of the Volyen Empire". Lessing refers to one of his countless predecessors |
| Flak Jacket Johnny | Doug Steley | |
| Fork-tongued Homunculus | HH | |
| Genghiz John | HH | |
| Georgie's Bonsai Johnny | Andrew Wilson | Dwarfed Little Shrub |
| Glassy-eyed Maggot | Craig Martin | |
| Gollum Jr | TG Willikers, Bilegrip.com | See John Spooner's cartoon |
| Gormless Pillock | Unknown | Gormless: clueless; Pillock: idiot |
| His Heinous | HH | |
| The Hobgoblin who squats on the shoulder of the person in the street and whispers the worst things they have ever thought about others | Guy Rundle | |
| Homo floresiensis | Cliff Smale | A lttle man living in the past, completely divorced from reality as the rest of the world knows it. |
| Honest John | Traditional | |
| Howard floresiensis | HH | Remnant of a tiny-brained, one-metre-tall human species thought to be extinct for 18,000 years. Alive and well and leader of a toy nation at the arse end of the world. |
| Howard the (Lame) Duck | Phil Pain | Howard the Duck Home Page |
| Howard the Liarhearted | Randal Clark | |
| Howard the Deceiver | Kim Hoffmann | |
| Humpty Dumpty | David Campbell | Humpty Dumpty told a big lie |
| Iron John | Jim Schembri | |
| Jingo Johnny | Unknown | |
| John Coward | Doug Steley | |
| John H. Dumpty | Frank Larmour | Frank's Web site |
| John Hunt | Anon | John Hunt is a coward |
| John Major | White House | Briefing note on Oz to US journalists travelling with Dubya on his visit in 2003, confuses ex-UK Tory PM with our charismatic Johnny |
| Johnny Chickenhawk | HH | He never went to war, but your kids can |
| Johnny Lickspittle | Jim Houghton | |
| Johnny Waggletail | HH | |
| Jurassic John | HH | |
| Kaiser of Kirribilli | Stewart MacDonald | |
| Kirribilli Doof | HH | |
| L'il Dubya | HH | |
| Little Dathan | HH | Dathan caused Moses' followers to turn their backs on him and build the Golden Calf, symbol of business ever since |
| Little Digger | Ross Gittens | |
| Little Johnny | Traditional | |
| Little Johnny Horthy | derived from Terry Lane | Miklos Horthy signed Hungary to Hitler's Coalition of the Willing in 1941 |
| Little Johnny Jackboots (size 7) | Helen Moss | |
| Little Sir Echo | Traditional | |
| The Little Twat | Expat living in Wales | Running the boomer blockade |
| Lord of the Lies | Maurie Gee | |
| Louie The Fly | Eveylyn Lundstrum | In the old days, before he started trimming the eybrows & replaced the coke-bottle glasses |
| The Lyin' King | ArtNotWar | Sent by Paul Kidd |
| Lying Rodent | George Brandis | According to Russell Galt |
| Machiavelli Jr | HH | |
| Major Magoo | HH | |
| Magoosolini | HH | |
| Man of Steel | George Bush | Georgie's pet name for Johnny |
| Man of Steel | Joseph Stalin | The dictator replaced his family name, Dzhugashvili, with Stalin, which means "man of steel" in Russian |
| Maréchal Pétain of Oz | Kim Hoffmann | Pétain led French Vichy Government for Hitler |
| Misleader | Michael Ryan | |
| Mr D... | Randal Clark | Divisive, Devious, Deceptive, Disingenuous, Dissembling, Deceiving, Duplicitous, Dishonest, Dispiriting, Depressing, Disgusting |
| Mr Hanky | Michael Macrossan | See: South Park, Christmas Poo |
| Mr Nasty | Traditional | Originally attributed to a serial rapist |
| Mr Non-Core-Never-Ever | HH | |
| Mr Non-Core-Never-Ever-Had-a-clue Magoo | HH | |
| Mr Sheen | Eric Cossich | The furniture polish that wipes away telltale fingerprints |
| Mullah John | HH | |
| Our Medieval Gnome | Gary Deakes | If only Amélie would steal this one, too |
| Peg Leg John | HH | For his act of piracy on the MV Tampa |
| Perfidious Teratoid | Grant Winterbine | Perfidious: guilty, trecherous, faithless, deceitful
Teratoid: resembling a monster |
| Philistinian | HH | |
| Pied Piper from Hell | TG Willikers | Bilegrip.com |
| Pinochet's Understudy | Richard Sierra | |
| Polygon John | Richard Feaver | Backed into so many corners by the Opposition |
| Predatory Ideologue | Anne Summers | |
| Prime Manipulator | Russell Marriott | |
| Prime Mate | Bert Castellari | |
| Prime Menteur | HH | Menteur is French for liar |
| Prime Miniature | Zeitgeist Gazette | |
| Prime Mincer | Henry Balfour | |
| Prime Miniscule | Unknown | |
| Prime Miserable | Robert Deane | |
| Prime Misery | HH | |
| Prime Misleader | TW | Unlike Bush this guy makes up his own lies |
| Prime Mistake | HH | |
| Prim Monster | Cliff Smale | |
| Procurator Pontius John | Fred Riley | Always ready with a bowl of water, never responsible for anything and takes his orders directly from the Imperial Capital. |
| Psychopathic Sycophant | Bob Ellis | |
| Puny Nephew | HH | Genetically Weak Offspring Of Big Brother's Idiot Sibling |
| Rat-faced Calvinist | HH | |
| The Rodent | Dan McNutt | Crikey.com |
| Scrawny Frog-mouth Fowl | Henry Balfour | (unique to Australia) Non-decorative species, with mournful and lugubrious drone instead of birdsong. Survives despite being gutless, and is not considered endangered by anything except it's unpopularity. |
| Sir Joh Howard | Sean Jenner | |
| Skippy the BUSH Kangaroo | Andy O'Brien | |
| The Spiv | HH | |
| The Squidgereen | HH | A Short Insignificant Person |
| Stalin Without Balls | HH | |
| St John the Cross | HH | |
| Suburban Messiah | HH | |
| Suckholesaur | Maurie Gee | Gee's John Howard posters |
| Tag along | David Day | |
| Teflon John | Unknown | |
| The Toxic Dwarf | Noel Stone | |
| The Ugly Australian | Traditional | |
| The Weasel of Oz | HH | |
| Woodchip Johnny | Ken Duxbury | |
| Yankee Doodle Johnny | Roger Ward | Found on BBC World Service |
