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Sunday, 31 October 2004
space gifIn their quest to destroy the world, these two men claim to be taking orders from God/Allah. But the real hobgoblin whispering in their ear is:
SatanShaitan
George W. BushOsama bin Laden

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Saturday, 30 October 2004
American vs Umeruhcan: Civilisation is in their hands
space gifGeorge W. Bush is not going to lose this election. But if by some miracle he does lose, it will not be the kind of miracle that Dawn of the Dead evangelicals had in mind. It will be by the miracle of the triumph of intelligence over ignorance. More...

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Non-core Magoo's October Revolution
space gifShaun Carney pretty well covers it all. With Matt Price pinning the tail on the jackass of selfish cowardice. --HH

Howard has secured unfettered control of the Senate. Presumably, it will take a bit longer before the ramifications of this spectacular achievement are fully understood.

What it seems to mean is this: Australia has confirmed that it has set sail on a new political course, one where controversies over such things as propriety, ethics and honesty are likely to be dismissed - if they occur at all - as boutique sideshows, of little concern to the great mass of voters. There seems to be no other way to interpret the October 9 election result.

The "punishment" that voters meted out to Howard for taking the nation to war on false pretences was to increase the Coalition's vote by more than 2 per cent and give him unfettered control of both houses of Parliament.

The majority did not opt for checks and balances. They want the Coalition to be able to do whatever it wants. They did not want the country to get caught up in discussions about which advice got through to which minister, or whether it is appropriate for ministers to come down like a ton of bricks on the head of the Federal Police for making the simple observation that being a combatant in Iraq makes us more prone to terrorism, or any of the other revelations about ministerial behaviour that sprang up regularly in the past three years.

That is second order stuff to most voters and they are unlikely to want to hear about it during the Howard Government's fourth term. This situation poses serious challenges for the media as well as the Labor Opposition. When most Australians are saying with some force that they are not overly concerned about process just as long as their economic circumstances aren't being disturbed, how are questions of right and wrong in public life decided?

Shaun Carney: What we really voted for
Also see:
Matt Price: In the end, rates were only point of interest

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Spooner: Octavian Augustus Howard
(Courtesy: John Spooner, The Age)

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Thursday, 28 October 2004
Symbol of John Howard's Australia
Golden Calf

space gifAh, the Golden Calf, logo of business in all its guises since time immemorial. Who can forget Edward G. Robinson as John Howard's Biblical analogue, Dathan, as he exhorted the Australians of yesteryear to forget poor, misguided Moses, and worship instead: filthy lucre. Sure beats stretching the mind to take in the tablet-maker on the mountain, the one Moses had an appointment with. "Yah, let him go," bleated the throng as they feasted on roast fowl and drank Red Sea Red, "Little Dathan's the one for us!"

The scene is from Cecil B. DeMille's religious epic, The Ten Commandments, a good example to the weary life-traveller to steer clear of the weird world of God-botherers. Who knows what Moses encountered up the top, but he came down with these tablets which he smote against Dathan's newly erected Calf. Little good it did him. The Commandments became hearsay after that and the Calf has survived longer than the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Of interest to Australians with cable TV, Fox Classics is showing The Ten Commandments at 8:30 PM on Saturday, 6 November. Here's your chance to see Edward G. playing John W.
 --HH

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Wednesday, 27 October 2004
Go Barnaby!
space gifWith Senator Christine Milne's win for the Greens in Tasmania, it is now up to Barnaby Joyce, National Party Queensland, to secure a Senate majority for John Howard. It is essential for Joyce to win so that the next three years of deforms can be placed entirely on John Howard's shoulders. Or perhaps his head. Let the Weasel have full reign. Let him give his scaredy-cat supporters the hell they deserve. The rest of us will get what they deserve too, but we'll survive because we can think outside the little box they're stuck in. --HH

Patricia Karvelas and Greg Roberts: Senate slipping from Howard's grasp

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Enough to gag a maggot
space gifIt was all cutesy banter at Yarralumla yesterday, as GG Jeffreys reminded the ladies present of their place. Members of the Party of the Living Dead just loved calling him your Excellency as he graciously reminded them of their taxpayer funded privilege at upcoming events like the Melbourne Cup. --HH

The Governor-General congratulated Sharman Stone on her new position as parliamentary secretary to Finance Minister Nick Minchin. "I guess if you run a household budget this will help your portfolio," he told her. "Congratulations and very well done!"

Yesterday, he brightened fairly dull proceedings by asking new Ageing Minister Julie Bishop: "Is there any ministerial definition of old?"

"You're far too young, your Excellency," she responded, while Prime Minister John Howard, who recently turned 65, retorted: "Certainly not!"

General Jeffery's patter included telling Fisheries Minister Ian MacDonald that one of his important responsibilities was "to find a good trout spot", while to Sports Minister Rod Kemp he said: "I'll guess we'll see you at the Melbourne Cup!"

He was forced to prompt new ministers where to sign after Foreign Affairs Minister Alexander Downer nearly scrawled his signature in the place reserved for the head of state.

"I thought the minister was taking over the role of Governor-General there for a moment," he said as an embarrassed Mr Downer left the huon pine table used for the signing.

Meaghan Shaw: Jeffery's quips enliven cabinet investiture
Elizabeth Colman and Dennis Shanahan: Fumbles, bumbles and some elegance

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Monday, 25 October 2004
Unstilled voices in a nation impoverished of spirit
space gifI'm cheating here. The link below is a review of events at the Melbourne International Arts Festival. I've only included three paragraphs. --HH

The voice of fundamentalist Christian moralism may be one that is heard in Australia when a vote is required, but its simplistic and sclerotic conservative influence seems to have spread through the nerve fibres of the national psyche like root rot in a botanical garden.

Thank God - ironically - for the voices that have been heard over the past few weeks at the Australian Centre for Contemporary Art. Animal-like and angelic, these voices test out the height and depth of human desire way beyond our banal political prescriptions for lower interest rates, the phobic monologue on our country's security.

Sad to say, in this increasingly conservative and prosaic Australian society, voices as complex and vigorous, as fantastic and exciting as these may begin to sound incomprehensibly foreign.

Edward Colless: Lucid screams to stir the nation's soul

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