• Number One
  
  • Introduction to Volume 5
  • John Howard
  • George W. Bush
  • Postscript

• Number Two
  
  • Feds Swoop on ABC
  • Floral Frocked Frump Flays Fogeys; Greens Grab Goals
  • Michael Wooldridge, The Sun King of Liberal Party Hubris
  • Fang's Family Theory On Unions
  • Jungen in Uniform Get a Taste of Future Liberal Party Privilege
  • Preferences Separate Straight From Narrow
  • Who is Hillary Bray?
  • Bush Won the Election, eh?
  • Commiserations to John Fahey

• Number Three
  
  • Defamation: Plutocrats Silencing Dissent
  • Beware Squidgereens Bearing Lollipops
  • Andrew Bolt Makes Old Lady Cry
  • Hockey Pucks Up Big Time
  • Shier Wants the Right Balance
  • Gun Fetishists Fantasies Fancy Conspiracies
  • Court Stalks Bishop, Pawns Credibility
  • Queensland Libs Turn to Ostrich Farming
  • Kennett Tunnel Springs City Leak
  • Reporters Refuse to Help Shier's Gestapo
  • Nat Frump's Conservative Family
  • Nat's Eat Pizza, Accomplish Nothing
  • Borbidge's Act of Contrition at La Cérémonie
  • Shrub Shreds Syntax

• Number Four
  
  • Bluebird Shits on Howard as it Flies over White-Knuckled Cliffs of Ryan
  • Merde Mauls Mistral
  • JohnnyWrap: New! from the Food Safety Board
  • Frau Pauline Meets Herr Frederick
  • Kennett Defends Buggery School Bully
  • Elite Breeders School Sues Penniless Widow
  • SA Larvals Scuttle Under Rock of Censorship
  • Defamation Revisited: Litigant a Thief
  • Kennett's Frankenstein to Sue Victoria
  • Bernie's Big Earner Kills Again
  • Planet Ronnie
  • Margo Kingston: National Living Treasure
  • Michael Moore's Message

• Number Five
  
  • Australia shamed by Ruddock
  • Rotting teeth to extract Howard
  • Pell Pot takes Sydney, Melbourne rejoices
  • A genuine step for mankind
  • A fair dinkum Liberal? One still exists!
  • We'll be right ... but they won't
  • Is Tony Abbott Australia's Zippy the Pinhead?
  • The Adventures of Fang and The Hun
  • Buggery schoolboys bugger justice
  • Downer drops daks for Dubbya
  • A momentary revivification for uncreate John
  • Price-line fire sale: Cheap! Jeff for Canberra
  • Gothshier mastiff needs restraint
  • Michael Moore's Message

• Number Six
  
  • Robert Manne, National Living Treasure (Raymond Gaita's "Exposing the shabby")
  • Mobil Oil's Dubaious drive to be Corporate Enemy No 1
  • NSD: Model politician for a muddled nation
  • Heil Ruddock!
  • Drugs: Howard's white picket solution
  • Kyoto quake II: Free trade served by "good science"
  • Dubbya I: Old style geek shits in own mess kit
  • Dubbya II: Bushonics: that dialect gets a name
  • Power Puff Girls to rescue Oz from Tony Abbott!
  • Bracks rotates 180º twice
  • Nippon nullifies war crimes
  • Poisonous Viper still on loose
  • Promise 'em anything for a vote

• Number Seven
  
  • Philip Adams, NLT, says sorry for Howard
  • Heil Ruddock: The hatred continues
  • OZ to be a penal colony for the poor
  • Crafty Howard silences Hollingworth
  • Yeah, well your dad's a double wanker!
  • Dumbing Down goes for broke
  • Surprise! Paramilitaries rampant in OZ
  • Anzac Day: soap opera, defining moment, or neither?
  • FTAA 1: It's not about "free trade"
  • FTAA 2: It's about corporate wealth, stupid
  • FTAA 3: Policing the people
  • George Bush: Presidency of dunces
  • A Palestinian's crime: life

• Number Eight
  
  • Downer diminishes us yet again
  • Boycott the bastards
  • Hun fodder shafted again
  • M1: Saving the world from itself
  • Weasel Howard nips at hero Kirby
  • Heil Ruddock I: His hatred spilleth over
  • Heil Ruddock II: Crimes against humanity
  • Where's Me Tablets! by Gort Slypesunder (on Pell Pot, Federation, Despotovsky, Shane Stone, Graeme Campbell, no tax cuts, Michael Warby)
  • Stewart Fist: National Living Treasure: Introduction by HH
  • Two from Andrew Dodd: Introduction by HH
  • ABC culls its knowledge base
  • An unflattering Australian story

• Number Nine
  
  • Budget Shmudget: Let's have a July election
  • Vermont Senator saves world from Dubbya
  • Fang Abbott: Cletus without the accent
  • HIH: One family's uninvolvement
  • New job ops for paedophiles in Tassie
  • Gutnick v. The Mob (cleanskin division)
  • David Flint: Model Tory
  • Hugh MacKay: Howard's ordinary future
  • Guy Rundle: Bylaw 5.4
  • George Monbiot: Turn the screw
  • Gay Alcorn: President Bush goes ballistic
  • Where's Me Tablets! by Gort Slypesunder (on Louis XVI R Us, Rudy Giuliani, Haitch Eye Haitch, St Vinnies on GST, Reefer Madness no mo, Alan Woods in "The Mummy Returns", Big Brother)

• Number Ten
  
  • EEP?

• Number Eleven
  
  • The Slough of Despond: We're standing in it
  • Heil Ruddock: The voice of pure evil
  • Little Lord Downer: Lofty toff puffed after gruelling tennis tour
  • The beat thuds on 1: Kicking the poor
  • The beat thuds on 2: Gifts for the poor
  • The beat thuds on 3: NGO-cide
  • Kalejs and Pinochet: Age should not protect them
  • Echelon: Wet dream of the Right
  • Sara Thurster, Film Critic: Moulin Rouge: Sophomore soporific
  • Where's Me Tablets! by Gort Slypesunder: (Girt by sea; life experience; general strikes; Dubbya; T2 mums and dads; Pru Goward; F2.com.au.)
  • America Amok by Richard Neville
  • Behind the wire by Michael Gordon
  • Conservatism cries out for a new voice by David Hayward
  • Hang on in bleak landscape of computerised commerce by Douglas Rushkoff
  • Did you hear the one about...? by Danny Katz
  • The Bush Dyslexicon by Mark Crispin Miller
  • Memorial Day Services by John Bennett

• Number Twelve
  
  • Society of knowledge v. economy of greed
  • Kemp offers unis carrot to chop unions
  • David Murray: Cockroach in the vault
  • "Desperate goody-goody" McDonald to stay
  • Arch-Gen: Nowhere man with a mean streak
  • Benchmark Tories 1: Bob Charles
  • Benchmark Tories 2: Barry Haase
  • Admiral Reith to refit the Bounty
  • Where's Me Tablets! by Gort Slypesunder: (John Schumann; Serbia; Phelps & Wooldridge)
  • Stewart Fist on ruling class corruption behind recent corporate collapses
  • Robert Manne's eloquent appraisal of Sir William Deane
  • Patrick Bishop looks for answers to the senseless atrocities of Slobodan Milosevic

• Number Thirteen
  
  • Satan's precious little haters
  • Aston: 39,000 swine fill their troughs with shame
  • Tony Abbott 1: Mascot of the ruling class
  • Tony Abbott 2: Corrupted floppy replaces brain
  • IOC: Business as usual
  • Where's Me Tablets! by Gort Slypesunder: (Shier pulls Coalition's dirty linen; Alston pulls Coalition's covers; Big Brother; Mother of all rogue states)
  • Ace Reporter, Oscar Laige: Broadband breeds boredom in Boganville
  • Peter Manning writes on Jonathan Shier, "a man out of his depth"
  • The Age editorial on Philip Ruddock's Orwellian logic in (deservedly) granting a visa to Eminem
  • Germaine Greer on "Big Brother", where voyeurs "observe, evaluate and judge their fellow humans on capricious and partial evidence and condemn them to ostracism..."
  • Cathy Wilcox' cartoon on the real meaning of Coaliton lies

• Number Fourteen
  
  • See ya laytah
  • The heartland of darkness
  • La famiglia
  • The Bible: Textbook for whackos
  • They dare not withdraw
  • Where's Me Tablets! by Gort Slypesunder: (John Seyffer; WA prefs; Paddy McGuinness; Mark Thatcher)
  • Genoa: Berlusconi's fascist state is born: Introduction by Harold Hark
  • The battle of Genoa by Walden Bello
  • Genoa 7/20 by Starhawk
  • Genoa 7/21 by Starhawk
  • Genoa 7/22 by International Action Appeal
  • Fascism in Genoa by Starhawk
  • Genoa's police got it wrong by Richard Owen

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