• Number One
  
  • Before you do or die, ask the question why - on September 11 bombings

• Number Two
  
  • The zeal of Mullah John
  • Heil Howard
  • Deputy Sheriff Magoo wants you! (to vote for him)
  • Beazley, we hardly knew ye

• Number Three
  
  • The man without character
  • Of lies and stupidity
  • Retreat Australia Bare
  • Tin God Toad makes Oz a target to get re-elected
  • Where's Me Tablets! by Gort Slypesunder: (Hanson & Howard; Nazi Australia's transportation policy; Sloba would have loved Padraic, Piers & Andrew; Paula Zahn's teeth; Where are left-wing shock jocks?; Justice in Aussie Rules finals)
  • Mick Lambe: Pub with no shame
  • Jill Singer: Rollback? No, rollover
  • Matt Price: Hard to combat a streak of luck
  • Nehal Bhuta: Legal Thuggery-Australia's Refugee Laws
  • Jeremy Roberts: Time eats away at waiting father

• Number Four
  
  • Major Magoo declares war on Australia
  • Another civilisation to bite the dust?
  • Squire Shier to expire on pyre of ire
  • Hark raises a fist (on the Tampa crisis)
  • Hark's Handy Hint
  • Hate email of the week
  • Where's Me Tablets! by Gort Slypesunder: (Corporal Costello invites terrorists to target Oz; Melbourne to get drinking water back; Fiji latest corrupt nation to take refugees; Mandatory Sentencing repealed in NT; Dickson dingbat; Kirby blisters festers; Israel blocks prizewinner; Vadarlis perseveres; reincarnation proved)

• Number Five
  
  • Her desperation for "positive outcomes" is over
  • Why they call him "Little Johnny"
  • We all knew it: Bush stole the election
  • Toot targets terrorism's trigger
  • Where's Me Tablets! by Gort Slypesunder: (Amanda the Hun rides again; Major Magoo's mullets; Knuckle-scrapers laugh at Oz; Shock! Horror! A corrupt Lib resigns; Salting the Zeitgeist; Children's safety too costly; Breaker Morant updated)

• Number Six
  
  • Is a Coalition victory inevitable?
  • OZ: Drowning in its own bile
  • Magoosolini: The Metamorphosis of Duffer John
  • Psychopath Shier sent packing
  • USA: The meat in its own sandwich
  • Hark's election posters
  • Where's Me Tablets! by Gort Slypesunder: (Knott not a knob; Life-affirming Labor launch; Hollingworth's vow of silence; Booze ads Charmed; Anderson canned?; America joins the world; Peanut butter 'n' jam 'r' us)
  • The Age editorial, 30/10/01: The great failure of leadership
  • Michelle Gilchrist: Megawati polite not to call back: PM
  • The Australian editorial, 31/10/01: Ruddock's rules reek of unfairness
  • P.A.R.I.A.H: Australia's refugee policy: Let them drown

• Number Seven
  
  • Hark's whinge
  • Day of reckoning in a moral vacuum
  • The HH SCATT Poll
  • Richard Flanagan: Election 2001: this is not my Australia

• Number Eight
  
  • Vale Australia
  • Duped by the banality of evil
  • Adios from SCATT
  • One for the road

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