THE SUBS 'N' DUDS

REPORT

Sir Bully and Lady Bubbles
Introduction

Join me from time to time for salient moments in the life of Australia's own Czar and Czarina (or Family Ceaucescu if you will), none other than Sir Bully Floggit and His wife, Lady Bubbles.

I know you'd rather not, poor dears. Since His re-election you've been so depressed you can't even remember your name. But not to worry, Sir Bully will soon introduce legislation to make your name irrelevant. A bar code imbedded in your forehead for the purpose of consumer identification is all you'll really need. And, to show how gracious He is, He'll allow you to choose a bar code in your favourite colour! Be the first on your block to be swiped in Grange Hermitage Red. What class!

So come along now to Room 101. Make yourself comfortable and take it like a victim, the demographic He assigned you to on the night of His first election. You don't want Our Glorious Leader to think you're a socialist sissy, do you? No, of course not. Remember, Sir Bully loves you ... and your wallet!

Cheers, Gort Slypesunder